The International Olympic Committee announced Monday that it has taken back the gold medal previously awarded to American skier Lindsey Vonn and given it to U.S. President Barack Obama. Olympic officials said Obama deserved the medal more than Vonn because no one has ever gone downhill faster than he has.
There’s gotta be some kinda joke about how this is one prize he at least pun-etically deserves, but I’m not quite sure how to word it.
